Dichotomy Of A Devastator We open in darkness and for a change, the voice you hear opening up Annihilation belongs to the one and only reigning Foundation Heavyweight Champion, "The Reaper" Leonard Aarons.
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The standard fast pace hard hitting action clips are shown as the song plays on, bulding up to a giant drum roll where the intro video ends and we flash to the Annihilation logo. ![]() ON ![]() Cue the huge boom of the indoor pyrotechnics display. BOOM! BOOM!! BOOM!!!
Lost and Found (JB) Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to what's almost promising to b-... (Tom) Shut up, Mannwich! I want to listen to what he has to say! (JB) *sigh* And here I thought I'd finally get a word in edge-wise... Instead, I'm being ursuped by Aleister Essex... Indeed the truth, given the fact that, as we commence this episode of Annihilation from ring-side, we find the figure of Aleister Essex standing alone, center-ring, microphone in hand, his head hung low, and the majority of his visage hidden by the brim of his crimson fedora. (Tom) A word in edge-wise with the Tom-meister around!?! I don't think so! (JB) Tom... Meister? (Tom) Yeah, I figured it would be something cool to tack onto my name. (JB) I'm almost glad that we have to listen to the pompous windbag in the ring now, instead of you... (Essex) Ladies... and Gentle-... Just as Aleister Essex is set to open the show, the ruckus from the attending crowd (comprised of boos and jeers) stops the Faustian Foreigner dead in his tracks. However, Essex is not known to be silenced so easily. (Essex) SHUT UP, YOU DAMNED MORONS, I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. As if yelling violently into the mic has ever calmed down a crowd, nevertheless, upon a surge of crowd jeers, Essex forcibly presses on. (Essex) Now that you brainless guppies have zipped your lips, it’s time for me to air my grievances against the Buchanan administration, right here, RIGHT NOW. Says Essex, turning to face the back, and pointing an accusatory finger at the entrance way. (JB) We all know that Essex and Buchanan have been at odds, given Essex’s ambition, but usually it’s that very ambition that causes Essex the grief he’s suffered! (Tom) Blah blah blah, honestly, the man has a point; he’s been screwed over more times by Buchanan than I can count. (JB) You can count? (Tom) Funny, Mannwheel, but honestly, you know what I think? That this entire deal has something to do with the letter in his hand... Speaking of which, the aforementioned letter, which has already been opened, is pillaged of it’s contents by Aleister Essex. (Essex) I bet you think that this situation is droll, Buchanan; sitting there in the back, making sure to take of everyone else in this company BESIDES myself and my charge is taken care of... (Tom) Oh! It looks like Essex found someone to take him up on his offer! (JB) No... Essex seems the type who would make a whole spectacle about finding a new client... Something fishy’s going on here. (Essex) ...When all along, all this time, my charge was safe and sound. All this time, he was alive and well. Do you KNOW how much I toiled and suffered after my charge went missing!? And then... To get a letter... LIKE THIS-... Said Essex, raising the letter’s contents to the air. (Essex) Telling me that Hush is alive and well!?!? THAT’S THE FINAL STRAW, BUCHANAN. This blasted damned letter from some “mysterious author” REEKS of tomfoolery, BUCHANAN!!! There is NO WAY you could not have known that Hush was alive and well, and I am sick and tired of your vendetta against I, Aleister Essex! (Tom) Hush is alive!? (JB) And Essex didn’t know?... I smell trouble in paradise. (Essex) Buchanan... I’m giving you two options-... Essex, you’re not in the position to give ANYBODY options. Enter Ray Buchanan via the Jumbotron screen. (JB) It’s the Commish! (Tom) Oh joy, let’s pray he doesn’t bore us to death... Looking dapper and business-like as usual, Ray Buchanan pushes on with his dialog. (Buchanan) In fact, if you’d shut your trap for just a moment, I will be able to give you some information you might find useful. Scarlet-faced and livid, Essex roars back into the mic in frustration at Buchanan. (Essex) THERE ISN’T A DAMNED THING YOU COULD TELL ME THAT I’D WANT TO HEAR, BUCHANAN... Even if you knew the location to the bloody Holy Grail-... (Buchanan) Oh believe me, Aleister, I know that you’d want to know that, first and foremost, there is still ONE more Chain Reaction spot to qualify for-... (Essex) REAL useful to me, Buchanan, given that I don’t have a stake in the spot... Smiling, Buchanan replies. (Buchanan) That’s right, you don’t. In fact, it’s Hush who has a stake in the match. That’s because Hush, who is in the building, by the way... (Essex) WHAT!? (Buchanan) Is going to compete for that spot, tonight, against the returning Charles Johnson! (JB) WOAH! Hush returns to action tonight, against Charles Johnson, with a CR match slot on the line!!! As the crowd pops for the announcement of such a pivotal match, Buchanan continues. (Buchanan) Now, Essex, as far as your grievances against me are concerned, it seems to me that you have more important issues to take care of... Namely, finding your man. Good luck. And with that, the Jumbotron screen fades to black, prompting Essex to shout some less than proper words at the exiting GM. (Essex) Hush is here, Buchanan!? He’s here and... DAMN YOU BUCHANAN!!! I don’t have the time for this... Dropping his microphone to the ring floor, Essex quickly slides down through the ropes and hurriedly makes his way backstage. (JB) What a bombshell, Bear! Or should I say "Tom-Meister"? (Tom) Bear will do, Mannatee. (JB) Good. Now, how about this announcement? Two big returns tonight, and one of those two men is going to become the eighth competitor in Chain Reaction! (Tom) I'm exciting! (JB) Don't you mean "excited"? (Tom) I mean what I said. I, Tom Kalhoun, am exciting. (JB) Right. Can you be exciting for our opening match tonight? (Tom) Clearly. El Diablo Negro vs. Sorrow (Tom) Who is this schmuck already coming down to the ring? (JB) I believe that schmuck is "The Black Devil," El Diabo Negro. (Tom) Who? (JB) I wish I knew more myself Tom. Clearly we can see he's maybe six feet tall, around two hundred pounds. (Tom) Clearly? How can you see under that mask? (JB) Well, that is a menacing black and red devil horned lucha mask he is wearing. If I had to take a stab at it here, knowing that he's from Mexico like the Mexican Toiletries, I'd assume he's going to wrestle a lucha libre style. (Tom) Enchiladas y burritos! (JB) Why do I bother? The arena lights dim as Godsmack's "Dead and Broken" begins playing over the sound system. The song serves to cover the confused sounds of the crowd as strobes flash over and over, alternately bathing the fans in both silvery light and inky blackness. At the top of the rampway, a cold fog spills from behind the curtain and a bizarre figure emerges from the backstage area. He is dressed in a silver and black bodysuit with a matching mask. Over his shoulders, he wears a flowing black cape. His movements are fluid and eerily graceful as he walks silently to the ringside area and slides under the bottom rope. He removes his cape as the crowd looks on at the odd spectacle that Sorrow has brought to the NAFW ring. He stands in his corner with his back to his opponent, head lowered and awaiting the fight to come. (Tom) Another masked schmuck! (JB) That is the man we only know as Sorrow from the creepy videos we have seen over the past few weeks. (Tom) Do you think he wrestles a lucha libre style too? (JB) I honestly have no idea what this masked enigma has in store for us. The bell rings and El Diablo Negro calls for a little crowd support. No such luck however as before the crowd can even react, Sorrow has tackled El Diablo Negro into the corner and begins to lay in the lefts and the rights. The Black Devil slumps onto his rear end in the corner and Sorrow lays in the boots to the head, viciously kicking the crap out of Negro. The referee sees this is getting violent and begins to give Sorrow a five count to lay off. At 4.5, Sorrow gets shoved off by the referee. Sorrow grabs the Devil by his mask, pulls him to his feet, and knees him in the stomach several times before dropping him with a DDT. After the DDT, Sorrow gets on El Diablo Negro's back and begins pounding away at the back of his head. The referee begins the count to get him off again, but at about the count of three, Sorrow stops and begins to look down at his hands in confusion. Sorrow rises off his opponent and walks around the ring confused, grabbing his own mask. This allows El Diablo Negro enough time to recover. He catches Sorrow off guard with a couple of dropkicks and Sorrow doesn't know what hit him. El Diablo quickly mounts the top rope and goes for a missile dropkick, but Sorrow moves away and helps slam him onto the mat. Sorrow then snaps and begins to furiously stomp the Mexican on the mat before letting out a cry. The referee looks extremely concerned and The Black Devil is barely moving. He drags El Diablo Negro onto his feet and delivers a Cradled Brainbuster, which will henceforth be known as "Dark Times." Following this, Sorrow makes the pin cover and gets the three count. (JB) That was certainly aggressive. (Tom) Crazy Boy, take notes! (JB) Sorrow seemed to just want to punish El Diablo Negro with all of that brawling but then something compelled him to stop, at least momentarily. (Tom) That brainbuster on El Diablo Negro certainly was punishment enough. Sorrow rolls off of El Diablo Negro after the pinfall and clutches his head in his hands. He looks up at the lights and then they suddenly flicker off, leaving everything dark. (Tom) Mannhole - Don't think about grabbing mine! A digitally masked voice comes over the speakers and says simply "I'm Sorry" before the lights come back on. (JB) What in the hell? (Tom) Look! El Diablo Negro is rolled over on his back and bleeding from the mouth visible through the mask, laying unconscious in the middle of the ring. Sorrow no where to be found. (JB) What was that voice? Where the hell did Sorrow go? What just happened? (Tom) These are strange times JB. Strange times indeed. (JB) That they are, Bear. And on that note, let's take a commercial break... Revenge is Bitter Sweet Not quite yet on that commercial, JB. First we cut to the back, with a caption saying, "Earlier today" scrolling across the bottom of the screen. Mark Herriot stands by outside of Peter Gilmour’s locker room. He knocks on the door, but there is no response. (Mark) Peter? You in there? It’s me, Mark Herriot. Just need to ask you some questions. Still no response. Mark then opens the door as we see an empty locker room except for Peter’s bags and another bag that is on the couch. Mark, being the investigative reporter that he is, goes over to the couch. Before looking for what’s inside, he looks back to see if anyone is coming. There isn’t, so Mark begins to open the bag slowly. As the zipper begins to open, out of nowhere, we see Max Masterson come into the room. He sees Mark by the couch and proceeds to push Mark away from the bag. Max has an irate look upon his face. (Max) What’s wrong with you? How dare you look into my bag without my permission? (Mark) I’m sorry Max. I didn’t even know it was your bag. (Max) So that gives you the right to look inside my bag? You’re very lucky that I don’t kick your sorry ass. But doing that would get me arrested, so I’ll let you off the hook just this once. Now what brings you here? Mark adjusts his suit and tie and begins to ask Max a question. (Mark) I just wanted to get Peter’s thoughts about tonight’s match with Psycho. (Max) Well, why don’t you go ask him yourself. He’s in the parking lot. Herriot considers this for a moment, then takes his leave. And now we'll get to that break. COMMERCIAL You Wanna Play a Game? We cut to the parking lot where we see Mark Herriot standing outside waiting for Peter Gilmour to arrive. Mark begins to look around but we see no sign of Peter. He begins to head back inside the arena when suddenly we hear the screeching sounds of a car from the distance. Mark turns around and sees a red corvette begin to approach him at a fast pace. Mark moves out of the way just in time as the car comes to a halt. Looking inside, we see that it is Peter Gilmour in his street clothes. Peter gets out of the car and looks at Mark on the ground and smiles wickedly. (Peter) Oh, sorry Mark. Didn’t see you there. (Mark) You almost hit me man! (Peter) Whoa, no need to get testy with me dude. I was just having a little game of chicken. And you lost. So anyways, what can I do for you? (Mark) Well I wanted to get your thoughts on tonight’s match with Psycho. The past two weeks, since you’ve made your return to the NAFW, he has attacked you from behind on two separate occasions. Do you think he has a vendetta against you for saving Andy D? (Peter) To be honest with you Mark, I have no clue what that idiot has against me. I was just in the right place at the right time. Andy D is a tremendous talent. Hell, he is the Atlantic Champion. The reason why I saved him is because.. well you don’t need to know that. Fact of the matter is, Psycho stuck his nose where it don’t belong. Peter looks into the camera. (Peter) Psycho, you think by attacking me from behind was supposed to send a message to me? Well it did. You have pissed off the wrong guy and tonight, I will make you pay. Tonight, I will make your life a living hell when I beat you to a bloody pulp and drag your carcass clear out of Milwaukee. And while I’m doing that, I might as well get a couple of beers too. So Psycho, prepare yourself for a long night because after I’m done with you, I will go after the vacated X-Treme Championship and not even you can stop me from getting that title around my waist. You want to play a game? We'll play. But I assure you Psycho, not even your idiot manager Carlos can save you from this game. This is a game you will not SURVIVE! Peter stretches his arms out and rolls his eyes back into his head as we fade back to ringside. (JB) Peter Gilmour is certainly a motivated individual. (Tom) Does he think he's Steve Austin with the beer thing? (JB) I don't think so, Bear. That seems to me to have been his way of saying that he's not going to have much problem dispatching Psycho. He's just showing confidence. (Tom) Duh. Even Kramer would see that. (JB) Then why did you... Never mind. I don't want to know. (Tom) Good call. Andy D and Derek Clarke vs. Snake and Krystian The Arena lights go down as the 'Ace' Signature logo appears on screen. A large '1' is spray panted over the top before Keep Yourself Alive II kicks in over the PA. Andy comes out with his friend Derek Clarke and heads towards the ring, hand slapping a couple of the audience along the way. Andy climbs into the ring and heads to his turnbuckle, flipping his bucket hat off his head and placing on the metal part of the turnbuckle. Clarke enters nonchalantly and even seems unpleased to be here. Andy D takes off his shades and places them on the hat before turning around ready for the match. (JB) What's with Clarke? Shouldn't he be happy to be unsuspended? (Tom) Would you be happy if the man upstairs decided to suspended you for complaining, then put you back on the road at his leisure only to have to tag team? (JB) What's wrong with tag teaming Tom? (Tom) Clarke has been there and done that Mannwagon. (JB) So? I wasn't under the impression this was a permanent bond between Andy D and Derek. Seems to me like someone wanted to pair the friends together just for tonight. Do you have information to the contrary? (Tom) Negatory. The opening riff plays as the word and name "SNAKE" flashes across the screen. As the guitars start to pick up, Snake is seen coming out from the back to a chorus of boos from the crowd in attendance. Snake throws his arms up in the air causing green pyro to go off on the stage behind him before he starts to make his way down to the ring. Snake takes his sweet time getting to the ring, showing his "appreciation" for the fans. When he does get to the ring, Snake slides under the bottom rope and climbs onto the nearest turnbuckle, throwing his arms up in the air once more to get one last rise out of the crowd before he turns to the referee and waits for him to signal for the bell. (JB) If anyone should be unhappy about a tag match, it's this man. (Tom) Why would say that? (JB) Because this is his partner... The lights of the arena go out, pitch black except for the dim lights along the aisles that illuminate the crowds walkways. Suddenly, a deep voice bellows out three words. A golden light shines down on the entrance ramp as the curtains part. Golden pyro showers down from above Krystian as he walks out in a white robe with golden trimming. He stands there with his arms outstretched as the pyro falls all around him, as the lyrics of Skillet's 'Rebirthing' kick in and he begins to walk toward the ring. He stops short and takes a moment to pull his hood back and reveal the pure white mask that conceals his identity. He continues his way to the ring, grinning as he steps into the ring and moves to the center. He stretches his arms out to his side and tilts his head back as the music fades away and the lights come back up. (Tom) Right, another masked man! (JB) Masked or not, Krystian has had harsh words for Snake over the past few weeks, and Snake has responded with some stiff physicality. Neither of these men are well liked, so it'll clearly be interested to see how they co-exist tonight. The bell rings and this one is on like Donkey Kong. Atlantic Champion Andy D starts this one out against long time nemesis Snake. The two begin with a quick exchange of holds before Andy D whips Snake into the ropes. Andy D goes for a high kick but Snake ducks, bounces off the ropes again, and goes for a shoulder dive which Andy D sidesteps. Andy D heads toward the opposite ropes and Snake saves his missed move with a tuck and roll, unfolding and bouncing off the ropes yet again. With both men running towards each other, Andy D propels himself for a high cross body on Snake which sends Snake bending backwards and onto the mat. However Snake rolls through the move and both men seem to be at an impasse. The crowd shows their appreciation of the athletic abilities of both men. Both men look to tag out to their partners. Shockingly, neither one accepts. Snake forcibly tags himself out to Krystian while Derek Clarke doesn't tag in and Andy is confused. Not having much time to react, Andy D turns his attention back into the ring where Krystian levels him with a drop kick. Make that three. Andy D is rattled and Krystian covers him for a two count. Krystian gets to his feet and tells the ref to count faster. As he does that, Andy D shoots to Krystian's legs and tries to roll him up, but only gets a two count. Krystian then yells at the ref to stop counting so fast! Clearly unpleased with the referee's officiating, Krystian tags himself out and now Snake has to re-enter. This time Snake is quick to launch the offense on Andy D, landing several punches in the corner. Snake whips him across into the opposite turnbuckle and follows closely with a high knee to the head. Snake hoists Andy D up to the top rope and joins him there for a top rope 'rana! Snake gets pumped up and Andy D is shaken. Andy scrambles to tag out to Clarke, but Clarke backs off the apron and tells Andy D he can't do it. Now Andy is starting to look frustrated, and even more so as Snake hits him with a big DDT. Snake then hoists Andy D up on his shoulders for the Poison Sting TKO, but before he delivers it he walks over to his corner and tells Krystian to watch and learn. This buys enough time for Andy D to get out of the hold and he pushes Snake into Krystian. Krystian doesn't like this and snaps Snake's head off the top rope as he drops to the floor below. Andy D uses this to nail Snake with the Dragon's Bite shining wizard knee to the head and holds Snake down for a three count! Derek Clarke jumps off the apron and begins to walk to the back while Andy D's arm is held up. The Atlantic Champion takes his title belt and heads to the back, confused as ever. Meanwhile, back in the ring, Krystian stomps on Snake some more and gets down in his face, telling him that he'll forsake him back to the darkness of the earth come Chain Reaction. (JB) Well, I can't say I'm totally surprised at what just happened between those two. (Tom) Hey, Krystian is just cleaning up this company one bad guy at a time, and Snake is the first to go! (JB) Snake isn't gone yet, and I don't think Krystian is much of a good guy himself. (Tom) He's doing the Lord's work. Shame on you JB. (JB) What do you have to say about Derek Clarke not wanting to participate tonight? (Tom) I'm glad he didn't. He should save his energy for a worthwhile match! (JB) ...Right Bad Attitude As JB and Tom continue to discuss the happenings of the match, we cut backstage to a hallway not far from the entrance to the ramp. Derek Clarke is walking on his own, not even having broke a sweat standing on the apron. Someone yells at him from nearby. It's not Andy D. It's his uncle and backstage agent, Cougar Clarke, complete with a headset on his head to feed directions to the crew. (Cougar) What in the heck was that Derek? Derek pauses and turns to face his uncle, but says nothing. Cougar takes the headset off. (Cougar) First you complain about the quality of your opponents, bad mouth Commissioner Buchanan's management of the roster, and get yourself suspended to my embarrassment backstage. Then your new friend Andy D needs a tag team partner for this week, so some strings get pulled and you get you unsuspended to team with him, but apparently that's not good enough for you either. Derek still remains silent through this all. (Cougar) Nothing to say for yourself Derek? You know what, if Andy D isn't pleased that he's not defending the Atlantic Championship week in and week out and scoffed at the opportunity he was given to have a chance at the Foundation Heavyweight Championship in the Chain Reaction match, then guess what? I'll see to it that I do both of you a favor so you both can get what you want. Still no reaction. (Cougar) You two can meet one on one in the ring at Chain Reaction and have a friendly little encounter for the Atlantic Championship. You can have yourself a quality opponent in a singles match, and he can defend his title. I'm sure Commissioner Buchanan will agree that's more than fair. Cougar might as well be talking to a brick wall because Derek stands there stonefaced. (Cougar) You're my nephew Derek and I know what you're capable of in the ring, but I don't like your attitude. I hope you shape it up. I really do. Derek scoffs and walks off, leaving his uncle a combination of upset, worried, and confused. Fade out. Time For Another New Bottle Welcome to Trevor Cunning's locker room. Tonight, he's got his own room, given the whole "being in a match against his partner" thing. Trevor himself is sprawled across the floor with a bottle of Jack Daniels. But let me clarify: This isn't a case of Trevor getting smashed on JD and passing out on the floor. It's actually more a case of a bottle of JD getting smashed on Trevor. The passing out thing is exactly right, though. The bottle of Jack is in pieces all around Trevor, its contents a growing pool on the ground, mixing with the flow of blood from Cunning's head. (Tom) WHAT? (JB) Looks like Trevor Cunning's been given a taste of his own medicine! (Tom) WHY? (JB) I don't... (Tom) WHO? (JB) Calm down, Bear. (Tom) Someone get medical in there! Trevor!! C to the izz-O, M to the... Oh, forget that. COMMERCIAL Can We Trust Him? Cut to another part of the good old backstage area. In particular, a good old locker room. So "good" in fact that it belongs to The Goods. (Yeah, I went there.) Sitting in the room are Slush and Ammo. (For those wondering, Spaz and Twitch have not arrived just yet.) The Goods are tying up their boots to prepare for their match tonight. Slush looks up from his boots and speaks to his partner. (Slush) So... Owens. Don't worry folks, Slush isn't channeling Ammo's taciturn nature. He's just saying all that really needs to be said to start this particular discussion. The statement gets Ammo's attention and the big man looks up. Slush continues. (Slush) You think we can trust him? Ammo shrugs. This is just your regular run-of-the-mill shrug, with the simple meaning that you'd expect it to have: Ammo's not sure. (Slush) Yeah, I'm not sure either. Guy's flip-flopping like a bad politician lately. Guess it runs in the family. That, friends, is a shot at Keith's father, the Senator and Presidential hopeful. (Slush) He has to realize - especially after what happened to him last week - that Cunning is out of control. Ammo nods. (Slush) But they're still Tag Team Champions. Not for long, if we have anything to say about it, of course... At this point, there's a knock on the door. Slush and Ammo forget about their boots and both stand up, ready for anything. (Slush) It's open. The shot stays focused on The Goods as the door swings inward and the new arrival enters the room. Slush smirks (but not a Trillion Dollar one). (Slush) Speak of the devil... Now the shot zooms out and pans, to bring Keith Owens onto the screen. (Keith) Slush, Ammo. (Slush) So, are you with us tonight? (Keith) That's what the card says. Slush shakes his head. (Slush) I know what the card says. And you know what I meant... We both know that Ammo and I are after your Tag Titles... And your best friend's been nothing but trouble for us lately. So can we trust you? Keith doesn't hesitate for a second. (Keith) We'll worry about the Titles later. As for Trevor and I: We're not on the same wavelength. I wouldn't have saved your ass last week if we were. If you weren't paying attention: Last week, Keith ran in to even the odds when the Thomas Brothers ambushed Slush. (Slush) Mine wasn't the only ass saved last week. Keith nods, recalling Slush and Ammo returning that favour when he, too, was the victim of an OSE double-team. (Keith) That means we're even, and we have a common enemy in the Empire. So tonight, I'm with you. Slush takes the offered hand and shakes. (Slush) Good. As Keith's handshake is accepted by Ammo, we cut. (JB) Looks like Owens and The Goods have adopted an "enemy of my enemy is my friend" philosophy tonight. (Tom) But where does Cunning fit in? There's no "my friend is your enemy, but I'm an idiot so he and I aren't getting along right now, so I'll be his enemy now for your sake" philosophy! (JB) You forgot the part where Cunning dropped Keith with a bottle of Jack Daniels. (Tom) Did he? And even if he did, Owens deserved it! (JB) Then so did Cunning, earlier tonight? (Tom) Absolutely not! (JB) Excellent double-standard there, Bear. (Tom) Thank you. (JB) It wasn't a compliment. (Tom) Sure it was. (JB) I give up. Hush vs. Charles Johnson Chain Reaction Qualifier (JB) In what's sure to cause a major shift in the status of the Chain Reaction match, Commissioner Ray Buchanan ordered the following additional Chain Reaction qualifier between the monster Hush and Charles Johnson! (Tom) This is one hell of a golden opportunity given the fact that no one has actually seen Hush since Redemption, not even his manager, Aleister Essex! We don't even know if he ever resurfaced from being buried alive! (JB) But according to Buchanan, Hush isn't only alive and kicking, he's here in the building, and what a shock that must have been to Aleister Essex, since he's had no clue of Hush's whereabouts! (Tom) And, in the past two weeks, he's been whoring himself out to the other Chain Reaction competitors like your mother on a Friday night! (JB) My mother is not a whore... (Tom) Well, maybe not, but on Friday nights I can't tell the difference! “Miseria Cantare” by AFI slowly fades onto the arena’s sound system. The low music continues to play as various pictures, and small clips of Charles Johnson’s career flashes over the Tron. When the first bit of vocals are heard, Charles walks out on the ramp looking down at the ring. (JB) I've recieved a memo from Charles Johnson: He wants it known that tonight he's looking for a quick cash back into the forefront of the NAFW scene by qualifying into Chain Reaction. (Tom) Right, and it's not like his competition has MIA or anything as of late... (JB) Hey, if you had to deal with Essex on a day-in, day-out basis, wouldn't you want to get away too? (Tom) Actually, yeah... I mean, just dealing with you on a weekly basis makes me want to plan a vacation to the Bahamas... So I know how Hush feels. (JB) ...I bet you do... Johnson makes his way down the ramp, up the ring steps, and into the ring. He bounces around the ring before focusing in on the match ahead. The last bit of the song fades as he awaits his opponent. (Troy) The following match is a Qualifying match for the final spot in the Chain Reaction match! Introducing first, currently residing in New York, New York; CHARLES JOHNSONNNN!!! The crowd, wary of CJ's previous actions, are cautions in their applause of the former Quicksilver Champion. (Tom) Residing in New York now? I bet he did that to play the stock market more! (JB) Well, maybe if he concentrated more on wrestling than stocks and bonds, he might be in a more successful position here in NAFW. (Tom) Wrestling matches... Stock market terms... They're all the same, Mann-telope! (JB) ...Did you seriously just call me Mann-telope? (Tom) It's new, Mann-atee. Get used to it. (JB) ... (Troy) And introducing second... The crowd anxiously gets up to it's feet as the moment of truth has arrived. The familiar dark tones of Nine Inch Nails' "The Line Begins to Blur" blare over the PA system as all the lights in the arena fade into several shades of gray. (JB) Here he comes, Bear! Just as the veil of fog dissipates from the top of the entrance ramp, the figure of Aleister Essex is revealed to the observant crowd and to all of the viewers at home. However... (Tom) I see Essex, but no Hush! Essex, possessing the astute look of a child whose Christmas was ruined due to receiving no presents, makes his way down to ringside, alone, but this doesn't stop Troy Gilmore from doing his job. (Troy) Hailing from Parts Unknown, the monster... HUSHHHH!!! Charles Johnson, realizing that his opponent is nowhere to be found, stands tall and proud in the ring, smiling a goofy grin at Essex who couldn't look any more morbid than at present time. (JB) Well Bear, it looks like Essex completely blew it. No managerial services, no stake in Chain Reaction, and no clue where his monster is! (Tom) And CJ looks like he won the lottery! Indeed that's the scene, as CJ climbs to the top of the ring turnbuckle and begins playing to the crowd, playing up the fact that he's made it into the Chain Reaction match as though he's "earned" it. Meanwhile Aleister Essex continues to look behind himself, as though there is some trace of hope that Hush will appear. (Troy) ...And introducing his opponent... HUSHHHH!!! Again Troy Gilmore calls out Charles Johnson's opponent for the evening, and again the monster does not appear. The crowd in attendance, displeased with this turn of events, begins to vocalize it's opinion in the matter of the CR Qualifier. (Tom) Call him out all you want, Troy, for all we know Hush is STILL buried 10 feet under back east! (JB) As true as that sounds, Bear, just imagine the disservice that Hush is doing to this company... If he truly is in this building as Buchanan said. This is a Chain Reaction Qualifier. This kind of opportunity for fame and fortune doesn't come around every day! As Aleister Essex, having finally arrived at ringside, hangs his head in utter defeat, Troy Gilmore speaks to the timekeeper, and then walks back to center-ring. (Troy) I have just been told that if Hush does not appear in the next 30 seconds, he will forfeit the match and Charles Johnson will qualify for Chain Reaction! Again the crowd voices it's displeasure, especially in the face of such braggadocios celebration by Charles Johnson whom, in the midst of the announcement, tried to commandeer one of the nearby refreshment vendors to purchase some wine to celebrate with. (Troy) For the third and final time... (Tom) He won't show, don't even bother Troy! (Troy) Introducing... HUSHHHH!!! Silence. Then the lights go out. (JB) The lights just went out! (Tom) I don't like it when it's dark... Turn back on the lights JB!! (JB) What do I look like, your mother!? (Tom) No, but sometimes it's hard to distinguish you from yours! (JB) ...That's sick. (Tom) You bet. As the crowd and those in attendance, immersed in darkness except for the thousands who brought in cell phones or digital cameras, begin to grow anxious, the distorted, soothing voice of Beth Gibbons from Portishead rings across the PA system. Just then, the thunderous violent chords of The Smashing Pumpkins' "The Everlasting Gaze" kick in, sending the spotlights in the arena into a crazed frenzy, bathing the crowd in attendance in flashing white light. Just as the lights reach the apex of their frenzy, they all point back at the entrance ramp, lighting up one particular spot on the entrance ramp. As the cameras switch back to the top of the entrance ramp, the lights reveal a moving platform, one that rises from beneath the entrance ramp. As the platform rises higher and higher, the massive near-7 foot frame of Hush becomes gradually more and more revealed. (JB) It's Hush! It's Hush! The monster's back! (Tom) Holy crap! Being hit by a car and buried 6 feet under couldn't stop this guy!? What in the world CAN!? Stepping onto the entrance ramp upon fully arising, Hush continues to hang his head low, his arms extended slightly away from his body. His head, now covered by a fully black, hangman-style mask, slowly rises as he stares down his opponent in the ring. Charles Johnson, now fully realizing the ramifications of what's occurring, begins to bicker with Troy Gilmore about Hush's legitimacy. Meanwhile, Essex looks like he's experiencing a hallmark moment, rushing over to meet his charge as though he had shed tears for him. (JB) I bet you anything Essex thinks he's got a guardian angel watching over him. (Tom) And what about Hush? (JB) You think he honestly cares about Hush? (Tom) That's REAL enthusiasm, JB, you can't fake it! Besides, it's not as though Hush is showing any affection right now, himself! Hush continues to make his way to ringside, all but oblivious to Aleister Essex attempting to get his attention. The lights in the arena return to normal as Hush makes his way up the ringsteps, through the ropes, and into the ring. (JB) Look at CJ trying to get out of this match! Ever the lawyer-in-training, Charles Johnson continues to bicker over his predicament, now with referee Phil Redding instead of Troy Gilmore. However, as soon as he sees that Hush has two feet planted in the ring, Redding turns away from Johnson's pleas and orders the bell to be rung. (JB) And here we go! Charles Johnson, still trying to get the ref's attention, doesn't notice the ever-approaching presence of Hush, and now the monster is right behind him. (Tom) Swing for the fences, CJ! It's all you can do against that beast!!! Heeding Tom's advice, CJ, upon turning to face Hush, rears back and fires his hardest right hand. However, what befalls him was what usually befalls those who heed Tom's advice; Hush catches Johnson's fist and, with the velocity of a moving train, knocks CJ on his ass with a mammoth clothesline. (JB) Good grief! Not only is the monster back! But he's true to form! If this keeps up, we may not even get the chance to talk about what having Charles Johnson in the Chain Reaction match would mean to the other contestants! Despite CJ's reluctance to get back up, Hush clearly isn't finished with him yet. He drags the former Tag Team Champion back to his feet and whips CJ into the ropes. CJ, still groggy from the first show, doesn't possess the conscious presence of mind to duck as he comes face-to-face with Hush's big f'n boot. (Tom) Well, I always knew that CJ's investment in the dental industry would pay off... I just didn't think he'd have to cash in that investment so soon! Ever relentless, Hush picks CJ back up and once again Irish whips the self-made businessman, this time into the corner turnbuckle. Taking a step back to gather ramming speed, Hush charges with the intent of crushing CJ in the corner, but just at the last second CJ manages to duck out from harm's way. As Hush collides with the turnbuckle hard, CJ breathes a deep, frightful sigh of relief, having nearly been flattened like a pancake. (Tom) Here's CJ's chance to win this match. He's got the monster dazed, but now he has to keep on him! CJ forcefully turns Hush over and begins plunging his fists into the monster's abdomen, and despite Aleister Essex's best screams to alert the ref to the in-corner 10 count, CJ continues to manhandle the monster well beyond his liscensed time, forcing the ref to physically move him back. (JB) I never knew that within that sissy-like businessman exterior there lied a true brawler, Bear! (Tom) Everybody's got that kind of internal surprise, JB! Just think of your mother JB; outside she's not a great looker, but inside, she's got the kind of warmth that'd satisfy any man... (JB) Ew. Freakin' ew, Bear. Seizing the opportunity to pound on the monster some more, Charles Johnson climbs up atop Hush, standing on the middle ropes, and begins to punch the monster in the mask, getting the crowd to count along with him. ONE. TWO. THREE. FOUR. FIVE. SIX. SEVEN. EIGHT-... At the eight punch, Charles Johnson is stopped dead in his tracks. Finding Hush's wrench-like fingers wrapped around your throat will do that to you. And things only get worse for CJ, as Hush begins to lift the former multi champion off of the ring ropes and, with the forces of gravity at work for him, violently brings Charles Johnson back down to earth with a two-handed chokeslam. (JB) WOW! I wouldn't be surprised if Hush damn near knocked CJ out with that slam! Shaking the cobwebs out of his face, Hush finds himself in direct sight of his trainer, Aleister Essex, who begins to shout at Hush to, in his words, "stop messing around and pin the bloody bugger!" Hush, clearly displaying signs of disdain towards Essex, moves towards CJ and pins him. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT!!! (Tom) Whew! That was close! I mean, it's not bad enough that my boy CJ's taking a beating out there... But could you imagine Hush in the Chain Reaction match?... HUSH of all people!!??!? (JB) It's a scary thought, Tom, and it could be realized right here tonight! As Hush rises back to his knees, CJ begins to roll away from the behemoth, trying to get wind back in his sails following that last attack. Hush, noticing CJ getting closer to the corner, hurries over to continue his assault, but just as he gets there, Johnson struggles through Hush's arms and ends up through the ropes. The referee orders Hush to back off. In the ensuing scuffle, and with the referee's back turned, CJ is able to plant his fingers between the eyesockets in Hush's mask, temporarily blinding the beast. (JB) You know... For someone concealing his face, Hush seems to get blinded a lot. (Tom) Well, naturally when you're trying to take down a beast, you have to disorient it a bit. It's kind of how you have to act when you want to get with a woman... Except with alcohol instead of poking their eyes out. (JB) ...The stories you'd tell. (Tom) What, Mann-olescent? Mommy never tell you about the birds and the bees? Seizing his chance, Charles Johnson goes back on the attack, lunging forward with a shoulder tackle, knocking the 6'11" figure of Hush backwards. Landing on his knees, CJ continues to push Hush back, striking him in his abdomen multiple times. Then, as Hush's ground begins to get a bit shaky, Charles Johnson grabs the monster's arm and Irish whips him into the ropes. However, Hush manages to dodge the stiff clothesline that CJ lunged with, and on the return, knocks CJ flat on his back with a lunging lariat. (Tom) Good grief, CJ was flattened worse than a Tijuana hooker on Cinco de Mayo! (JB) What!? (Tom) Right, I was court-ordered not to discuss that anymore... whoopsie... Up on his feet, Hush looks to get business rolling, however, he's distracted yet again by Aleister Essex who, like any normal manager in control of a brainless behemoth, is yelling out simple, utter obvious directions at Hush that he should "pound Johnson's skull in" and all that jazz. This gives CJ the chance to recover from the lariat and land a double axe handle behind Hush, which sends the monster stumbling forward. (JB) More miscommunication between Hush and Essex... Does it seem to you, Bear, that Hush might have changed a little since we last saw him? (Tom) You mean he's not so much of an obedient bitch? I guess so, still it looks like Essex has enough pull on him to get his attention, and if this keeps up, it's gonna be a sweet business deal for Mr. Johnson. Hush throws a wide roundhouse right hand, which CJ ducks. Using clever intuition, Johnson clasps his hands over Hush's neck and, placing his own skull beneath his mouth, executes an ear-to-ear splitting kneeling jawbreaker on Hush. The monster is sent reeling and CJ follows in pursuit, throwing punches and kicks before Hush retreats to the corner. (JB) Hey, what's that snake in the grass Essex up to!? Indeed Essex has made his presence felt, climbing aboard the ring apron and shouting at the referee at how he had missed CJ's eye-oriented indiscretion earlier in the match. Meanwhile, CJ ties Hush up in the corner, and launches him violently towards the other end of the ring. Hush, off-balance and going with the flow, bounds off the ropes, hops over CJ (who had followed and decided to lie low when Hush passed), and run into the other ropes, smack dab into... (JB) HUSH JUST KNOCKED ESSEX OFF THE APRON!!! (Tom) Hahahah! And who said that the Brits didn't know how to fly! (JB) Erm... Who did? (Tom) I don't know... I needed a semi-clever pun there, though! The crowd in attendance begins to cheer as Aleister Essex, floored by the near 400 pound frame of Hush, lands on the steel barricade and falls flat to the ring step floor, losing his fedora and all sense of dignity along the way. Meanwhile, Charles Johnson attempts to jump over the near-seven foot monster on his way back, but instead finds himself being held up in mid-air by his torso and, with the clout of a bull in a china shop, next finds himself flying into the corner turnbuckle. (JB) I'm sure CJ's gonna feel that one in the morning. Hush takes CJ to town, pounding the former Tharodund with numerous shots to the skull and body, then proceeds to ram his boot into CJ's face, stretching the full 5 count, with the demeanor of someone enjoying himself for the first time. As Charles gasps for breath, Hush picks him up by the scruff of his neck and launches him into the opposite turnbuckle, where CJ lands and crumples to the floor like a shock therapy patient. As Hush looks up at the crowd, he finds himself in an unfamiliar position: not being booed. (JB) Could it be that the fans are warming up to Hush because of his refusal to fight by Essex's means? (Tom) Maybe, or maybe they just hate New Yorkers... Hush finally has the peace of mind to continue his assault and, upon walking over to his adversary, grabs ahold of CJ and, kicking him in the gut, wraps his arms around Chuck's torso, a familiar sight for those in attendance. (JB) Hush is setting up the Deafening Silence! (Tom) Ah damn, and I already placed an investment in CJ's career! (JB) Wait... The Vegas brackets are updated THAT quickly!? (Tom) Hey! I thought we weren't going to discuss gambling habits on camera anymore! (JB) ...And I thought we wouldn't talk about my mother, either... (Tom) Tough luck, kid! Despite the audience's anxious vocal outcries, Hush is only able to get CJ up onto his arms before the former Quicksilver Champion's able to wriggle his way free of Hush's clutches. Upon freeing himself, CJ delivers a quick shot to the back of Hush's leg, causing the monster to bend in agonizing pain. (Tom) Now THIS is the opening CJ needed! Quick to continue the attack, CJ runs into the ropes and attempts to knock the head off of the now kneeling monster, but Hush ducks his arm, and upon bounding back, CJ finds himself in the monster's clutches once more, this time being lifted off the ground and... (JB) ECHOES IN ETERNITY!!! (Tom) NO! NOT MY INVESTMENT!!! As the fans in attendance applauded the maneuver, Hush quickly binds Charles Johnson's arms together and, just as Aleister Essex begins to come to, pins his opponent. ONE!! TWO!! THREE!!! *DING**DING* "The Everlasting Gaze" begins to play over the PA speakers as the referee lifts Hush's arm in victory. (Troy) Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and the FINAL entrant into Chain Reaction... HUSHHHHH!!! (JB) The ramifications of this turn of events are huge, Bear! Now with Hush in the Chain Reaction match, all the other competitors have something HUGE looming over them, especially if Hush can be as dominant as he was tonight! (Tom) Damnit... There goes my sports car... Stupid betting. However, just as Aleister Essex manages to catch up with Hush on his way back to the locker rooms, a now conscious Charles Johnson has grabbed the ring announcer's mic... (Johnson) HUSH... HUSH... You big... You big dumb lummox... Yeah you... Damned pansy... Why don't you get your ass back down here and try it again!?... (JB) Is Johnson an idiot? Why would Hush, especially under Essex's tutelage, agree to a do-over? Hush seems to have the same thinking as he continues to walk on, ignoring Charles Johnson, much to Aleister Essex's content. However, he's stopped in his tracks by Johnson's next words. (Johnson) You're nothing without Essex... You know... In fact, I KNOW I could whip your ass and get into Chain Reaction if you give me one more chance, Hush... Hell, I'll put my damn career on the line! How's that sound, you worthless piece of crap!?!? Though disgusted by Johnson's words, the crowd applauds the idea of Johnson's career against Hush's CR spot. (JB) Ladies and gentlemen, this is a testament to how much a shot at CR can mean to some men. (Tom) Or a sign that CJ's plum f'n lost it! (JB) Either way, it looks like Hush is not just interested in the offer, but he's heading back to ringside!! The crowd continues to cheer as Hush makes his way back to ringside, much to Aleister Essex's protestations. However Hush, from what can be seen through the monster's eyes, has eyes only for Charles Johnson who stands, with a maddening smile on his face, expectantly in the middle of the ring. (JB) Hush is back in the ring! (Tom) And the rematch is on!! The minute the referee calls for the bell, Aleister Essex protests the entire arrangement. Essex, not knowing his place, continues to bicker with referee Phil Redding until the referee, having enough of Essex's prior actions, throws the manager out! (JB) And Essex is gone!!! Despite protestations of how Hush "needed" him, Essex is eventually forced to the back by the referee. However, all of this distracts Hush, who does not see Charles Johnson run over and knock him backwards with a flying forearm. (Tom) Just like a real businessman, taking advantage of what life gives you! CJ throws his entire body into every punch, as he pushes Hush into the corner, his fists up in defense. He reaches the 5 count and Phil Redding has to remove him from the corner physically. CJ takes the moment to play to the crowd, as though he's already won the battle. (Tom) If this keeps up Hush is going to lose that CR slot! And I'll beat the spread!! Everybody wins!!! (JB) Right... As CJ goes back on the offensive, he soon finds his punches being less and less effective. So ineffective, in fact, that within mere minutes, Hush is standing tall, taking facial punches like they're nothing. (JB) Good god! Those punches aren't doing anything!!! Desperately seeking some form of effective offense, Charles Johnson turns around and flings himself into the turnbuckle ropes, coming back with a flying forearm which causes Hush to take a step back, but not back down. Again Johnson runs, and runs back into Hush... And again Hush stands tall. As the crowd begins to recognize that Hush just won't go down, Johnson rears back, and runs straight into... (JB) ECHOES IN ETERNITY!!! AGAIN!!! (Tom) Oi vey... Hush once again finds himself standing tall over Charles Johnson, however, instead of pinning him once again, Hush brings Johnson back up to his feet, kicks him in the gut, and, to the pleasure of the crowd... (JB) DEAFENING SILENCE!!! (Tom) And there goes my cash... ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! *DING**DING* For the third time in the night, "The Everlasting Gaze" by the Smashing Pumpkins blares through the PA system as Hush's hand was raised victoriously. (Troy) The winner... And still a Chain Reaction contestant... HUSH!!! (JB) If tonight was any indication, Hush is going to be damned near unbeatable at Chain Reaction. (Tom) That's not important, JB, what IS is that I'm out of a stock advisor, man! CJ's gone from the NAFW now!... (JB) I'm sure you'll sorely miss him... (Tom) I'll miss the money, that's what. And with that, Hush, alone in victory, begins to make his way up the entrance way, having permanently silenced the mouth of Charles Johnson en route to Chain Reaction. Disgrace Once again we find ourselves looking at Carlos Smith in the locker room with Psycho rocking in his usual corner. Carlos looks none too pleased as he glares into the camera. (Carlos) Well...you almost ruined us last week but I think we can get passed that can't we? He looks at the wreck in the corner and sneers. (Carlos) Just remember that I can't have you giving out information like that... It's a little bit too crucial that Tyrone, and everyone else, remain in the dark about all of that for now. Pause. Carlos refocuses on the camera. (Carlos) Well Tyrone, are you worried yet? Shaking in your boots like when we were children yet? Ready to crack? You don't seem too worried now but just wait until after Chain Reaction. Pause. Carlos smiles wickedly. (Carlos) Give me some time and all will be revealed. Maybe then you'll realize just how sick I am... Or how sick you are. Changing your name changes nothing, because you are still the same sniveling little brat you were then. Just wait and then you'll see... With that, we fade out. Unified Team Diane Clarke, wife of Cougar, isn't seen too often on NAFW TV, but there she is right now, currently wrapping the head of Trevor Cunning with medical tape. As we saw earlier, Cunning was victim to a Jack Attack, his own trademark attack. He looks positively infuriated. The door slams open, and two figures enter the scene, much to Diane's surprise. Shane and Dustin Thomas push their way over to Trevor, both looking absolutely concerned. (Dustin) Trev, are you all right? (Shane) Dude, who did this? The questions all come at once. Trevor tries to speak once, and then winces from the pain of the attack, but then shakes it off. (Cunning) No clue. Got me from behind. The Empire exchanges a glance. (Dustin) It had to have been Owens. (Shane) After you nailed him last week. Trevor begins to open his mouth to say something, but Dust cuts him off. (Dustin) Trust me, man, when we get out there tonight... he'll pay! They both nod to him, and walk off, as Cunning watches them leave, almost imperceptibly shaking his head. (JB) The Trust Fund Kids are exploding before our very eyes. (Tom) And the Empire will gladly pick up the pieces! (JB) Something doesn't sit right here, Bear. COMMERCIAL The Most Ridiculous Thing in the History of Wrestling The beginning of Queen's "We Will Rock You" hits the PA system and the crowd begins their customary STOMP STOMP CLAP routine. (JB) Oh Lord. (Tom) Finally. (JB) Folks, I apologize. This is probably going to be the most ridiculous thing in the history of wrestling. (Tom) Hush up, Mann-wagon. You're in the presence of greatness. Rocker comes out rocking his American flag bandanna around his head with his sweet frayed denim jacket sporting a Bald Eagle in flight on the back of it. It complements his leather pants which only a true rockstar could get away with wearing. He walks down to the ring with a mic in hand, basking in all of his glory. (JB) The man can barely form a sentence. (Tom) Bah. I apologize for sucking at commentary filter: ON Rocker takes a mic from a nameless person and moves to the center of the ring. He stands tall, his shoulders back, his head high. His hands are on his hips, doing their best impersonation of a peacock. And he grins. Like the worst Bond villain. (Rocker) Troy Clark. You've lost before it's even begun. You know why? Because I'm Scott f'n Rocker! I was born from Norse Gods one day when they were throwing lightening bolts at each other. I was placed on this earth with an axe in my hands. Now I will raise my goblet of rock because I'm callin' you out.... FOR AN AIR GUITAR CONTEST! The lights stay on as Tom Waits's "Big in Japan kicks in on the PA system. The crowd listens a moment to the music, which strangely only comes from the speakers to their right. Then the guitar kicks in, and we get down to business. I got the clothes, but not the face I got the bread, but not the butter I got the winda, but not the shudda He keeps the serious persona awhile, almost halfway down the ramp. Then he stops and does a little hip shake before moving on. I got the horn but not the reed I got the cards but no the luck I got the wheel but no the truck The second chorus comes and Troy's to the ring, he circles round and slides in, just in time for the bridge. I got the cheese I got the whole damn nation on their knees I got the rooster I got the crow I got the ebb, but not the flow. Troy comes to his feet, mic in hand, and the music cuts. He walks to Rocker, doing the wrestling classic "look at me I'm half an inch from you pose." (Troy) Air guitar? Air guitar? Troy sighs. Big. Dramatic. Incredibly overdone. (Troy) Go ahead. (Rocker) Yo Chuck, hit me with a little Jimmy. Purple Haze! The song begins. Rocker transforms immediately from small, somewhat idiotic wrestler into what can only be called a "legend in his own mind." He starts off slow, sedate, standing tall and jiggling his fingers at waist level, like he's not in a solo. As time passes he picks up. He starts to move, to dance, to gyrate and thrust and bump and grind. He is, in this moment, living the dream of every boy with a Playstation, every kid who's spent hours upon hours with the tiny plastic analogue jamming away at the guitar hero games. Only not. Because there's no guitar. When the song ends, Rocker powerslides six feet across the ring. He's winded, heaving breaths like he just ran five miles, but exhilarated. He gets to his feet, picks up the mic, and stares at Troy. (Rocker) Your turn. Mortal. Troy takes his pose and stands tall. He brings the mic to his lips. (Troy) NAFW! PLAY! MY MUSIC! A nameless death metal jam begins. Troy starts to move. After one note the music disappears and Troy looks up. He glares at Rocker and shakes his head back and forth. Two seconds pass and we get the opening cords of N'Sync "Bye Bye Bye." Troy forges the air guitar and starts dancing, copying the moves of Timberlake, driving all the ten year old girls to their first orgasm. Rocker starts making cut motions and jumping up and down. Immediately the music stops. Which is a shame. It turns out Troy's a good dancer. (Rocker) STOP THIS! STOP THIS NOWWW!!!! How dare you insult the good name of rock 'n' roll with that garbage? I would have tolerated garbage that kids today think rocks, like Fall Out Boy, but how dare you play N'Stink! You weren't even TRYING to BRING SEXY BACK! Troy glares at Rocker, who's gone positively red faced. (Troy) What the hell do you expect? Air guitar! Heh. I got a real contest for you. I think you should know, Rocker would say something here, but he's winded and tired and needs a nap. (Troy) A pose off! At this point JB, and any real wrestling fan is asking to be put out of their misery. (Troy) The rules are: I do a pose. You match it and add. First one to stumble loses. Rocker tries to speak but Troy cuts him off. (Troy) First up, we have a real classic! Troy pockets the mic and goes to center ring. He spreads his feet, thrusts out his arms, and shakes his head. This is old school, D'Lo Brown. When he's done Troy turns to Rocker, motioning him to center ring. Rocker comes forward, takes the stance. Troy runs in and yanks Rocker's leather pants to the floor, bringing on one of those blurry patches, for which we are all grateful. As Rocker scrambles, Troy bales up the ramp. He draws the mic as he walks. (Troy) You'll forgive me ladies, gentlemen, and nuggets of all sizes, but Jaybles there at the announce table was right. This was the most ridiculous thing in the history of wrestling. This whole, bleeping month. And it's time to stop. Troy's at the top of the ramp. He walks backwards. (Troy) So Scotty: you win! Troy chuckles, watching Rocker struggle to keep his tights up. (Troy) But hey, if you're feelin' raw about it? Go ahead and bring your partner. I'll see you at the PPV. Nugget. Scott Rocker barely has his pants up, his ass still hanging out, as we cut elsewhere. It Wasn't Me Backstage again. This time, we're in the catering room. Inside, Ammo is currently alone, grabbing a bottle of water before his match. After a few seconds of watching Ammo standing around drinking water, the sound of the door opening gets the cameraman's attention, and the shot pans to reveal Slush entering the room. (Slush) I just found out something interesting. Ammo looks at his partner and raises an eyebrow. (Slush) Cunning got whacked with his own bottle of Jack earlier. Ammo grunts. This is number 41: "Serves him right." (Slush) I know. I kind of wish I'd done it myself. Slush pauses, pondering for a moment. (Slush) You think it was Owens? Another grunt. Number 28: "That would make sense." (Slush) Yeah, it would... Before Ammo can shrug, grunt or raise his eyebrow, the door opens again. The Goods turn to see Keith Owens for a second time. Slush smiles. (Slush) Nice work on Cunning, man. Why didn't you tell us earlier? Keith glares at Slush. (Keith) Because I didn't do it. Slush's smile fades. (Slush) Too bad. Who did, then? (Keith) I don't know... But I'm going to find out. His piece said, Keith grabs a bottle of water for himself and heads back out of the room, leaving Slush and Ammo to ponder the situation. (Slush) I think we should watch our backs with him tonight. This time Ammo uses his words (or word, singular, as the case shall be). (Ammo) Always. Slush nods, and we're done here. (JB) This plot just got a handful of flour, Bear! (Tom) What? (JB) Flour thickens gravy... So "the plot thickens." Get it? (Tom) You try too hard. (JB) And you don't try hard enough. (Tom) With my exceptional talent, there is no "try," only "do." (JB) Riiight. Herpes Farm? We cut in on the back where Vanessa Chamberlain is on the phone. She’s wearing a business suit that hugs every possible curve on her body the way every man and some women (hey, we account for all types here) would love to in their own unique way. In any event, she’s on the phone as she leans up against the wall chatting away with someone. Her conversation’s about to be cut incredibly short though, thanks to the rather imposing shadow behind her. (Vanessa) I think I’m going to have to talk to you later. I’ve got company… And company she’s got in the form of the Big City Hitman, Mike Stryker. Vanessa turns and has something of a glare in her eyes, a natural reaction for the man who tried on two separate occasions to try and break her neck. (Vanessa) Good to see you too, Mike. I mean, you and I haven’t crossed paths since… (Stryker) Save it, I'm not here to catch up on old times or take a trip down memory lane. I'm here because your mere presence backstage here makes me want to spit nails. Every time I see the herpes farm that is Vanessa Chamberlain, I wonder if I should just snap her neck and get it over with. You see, It's been quite some time since I crossed paths with Lenny boy, and as far as I'm concerned, he's been marching around for the last month with something that simply does not belong to him. That Foundation title...it's MINE. Everyone here knows it, and at Chain Reaction, I just want to make sure that he knows his reign is over. That belt, that title, that HONOR....it comes home with me. The only reason it isn't on my waist right now is you. So I want to know...where the hell do you get off getting in the middle of my business? (Vanessa) Hey, it’s a matter of one’s own personal business the ‘why’ I was there. Fact is, you tried to break my neck in Jersey and simply put, I wasn’t about to see you try and win the Foundation Heavyweight Championship as a reward for your derelict behavior. (Stryker) DERELICT? Oh that's rich sweetheart. I mean, not for nothing, for me to be taking ethical criticism from the local cockmonger seems a bit....ironic. Again, I really don't care about your opinions, I'm just here to use you for one of the two things you're useful for. Since you're diseased ham wallet makes me want to vomit, even as we speak, I guess option A is out. So I guess I'll use you to send a message. If you happen to run into your boy between now and Chain Reaction, you just remind him of who the better man was on that night, and who the better man is every single day the both of us wake up. Remind him that, no matter what he does, he knows, deep down, that he simply can NOT beat me. (Vanessa) Oh yeah, sorry. I mean, correct me if I’m wrong but this seems to me as if the only thing you’re capable of doing is basically wonder if you should go back to being Mike Lane’s stoolie or stand on your own two. But then again, if you’re the big, bad ass you say you are, you shouldn’t need to stand with anyone to get to the top, right? Right about here is where buttons start getting mashed on Stryker, not pressed, but MASHED. (Vanessa) I mean, you had L in the Cloverleaf for what? Three, five minutes and he didn’t tap out? Maybe you’re considering this offer of Mike’s because you know in that gut of yours, you can’t beat him on your own. Maybe you need the likes of the Old School Nobodies to assist you in getting to the top of the mountain since you clearly won’t get there on your own. Stryker’s quietly seething and is on the verge of flat out snapping, not like this stops her from continuing the verbal onslaught. (Vanessa) So yeah, I guess if I were you, I wouldn’t blame you for second guessing your ability to beat L without help. I mean, if it worked for Trevor Cunning, I guess it can work for you too, right? (Stryker) SHUT YOUR MOUTH!! Vanessa's roll is stopped on a dime by Stryker's glare as he inches closer to her with the look of a man with bad intentions on his face. Vanessa begins to back up, realizing that, perhaps...she crossed a line somewhere. (Stryker) Maybe I should just finish what I started in Jersey, huh? Maybe it's about time you know how Heatwave's wife felt 3 years ago. Maybe...just MAYBE.....that lovely neckline of yours needs to be damaged beyond repair. As the situation gets to a crest and the tension reaches the breaking point, a figure emerges from out of nowhere to completely change the situation. Enter.....Mike Lane. (Lane) I was walking down the hall, and I couldn't help but here you guys talking about the vintage NAFW star Derelict. Great guy, too bad I destroyed him and he hasn't been seen since. Talk about cooling the tensions. Both Vanessa and Mike give him a look of befuddlement. (Lane) That said, I decided to listen to your little tiff here, and I think things are a bit misunderstood around here. He motions to Vanessa. (Lane) First things first... the whole world saw your idiot of a man get his ass kicked by the Hollywood Hitman here. And don't let it go to anyone's head that little Lenny is gonna get a chance to do anything about getting his ass kicked, because when you're a specimen like Mike Stryker and complete the equation with the Empire, then Lenny is gonna need three armies and the official Mike Lane Flamethrower. All killer, no filler! Thumbs up to the camera before Lane gets closer to Vanessa. (Lane) And don't let Aarons forget... the only reason he won the Foundation title to begin with is because I was handcuffed to the ropes. And my Wish says that he has a bullseye on his head. Not that I'll need it... after I win the battle royal tonight, and trust me I will, I will coast my way to my second Foundation title, a feat not easily gained. Talk about a look on the face of Mike Stryker, one noticed immediately by both Lane and Vanessa. Mr. Old School Hollywood immediately rebounds, and moves back to Stryker. (Lane) But of course, if I can't get it done, I know that Mike here will. I'll have his back all the way, and when he wins the Title, I'll take him on my private jet to Hollywood where we can bring in the Stryker Era with champagne with Kanye West and Justin Timberlake! Vanessa isn't buying it, judging by the smirk on her face. She shakes her head, and begins to step. (Vanessa) I guess that’s my cue to leave and let you two talk things out. See ya at Chain Reaction, Second Banana . Stryker shoots Vanessa a glare that could melt the polar ice caps as she slinks away, smirking. Lane looks at Stryker, smiling and nodding in approval, as Stryker looks back in complete utter confusion. COMMERCIAL The Goods and Keith Owens (TT) vs. Old School Empire and Trevor Cunning (TT) The lights cut out and the rapid chords and drums of "Riot" by Three Days Grace ring through the arena. A red spotlight shines on the top of the stage, and three figures step out. In front are Slush and Ammo, in their dark red tights, both wearing fingerless gloves and black sunglasses. As the music goes into the chorus, The Goods stalk down to the ring. Slush slides under the bottom rope, then Ammo pulls himself up onto the apron and steps over the top rope. Slush and Ammo toss their sunglasses aside and await the arrival of Keith Owens. The lights go out completely in the arena. After about one second, the opening riff of Spineshank’s “Fallback” are heard. The riff is quickly joined by the rest of the band as some small white lights around the balcony edges turn on. As the drums rapidly crescendo, the entrance ramp lights up with white lights starting from the bottom and working their way up to the very top. (JB) Do you think The Goods are going to trust Owens tonight? (Tom) Not a chance! He blasted Cunning with that bottle of Jack no matter how hard he wants to deny it. The Keith Owens stands at the top of the ramp with the Tag Team Championship strapped firmly around his waist. As Spineshank continues to shred the intro of this song, stands still with his hands around his waist, staring dead ahead at the ring. White and gold fireworks are shot straight up in the air to the left and right of him on the ramp with the pounding of the drums, ending with the fireworks doing a shower effect. Keith ignores the crowd, like usual, only this time it's not all jeers for the former Foundation Heavyweight Champion. He begins to walk down the ramp, unstrapping his belt along that way. At the bottom of the ramp, Keith places the title belt on the apron under the bottom rope. He then puts a knee on the apron and pulls himself to a standing position and enters over the middle rope. He doesn't show any flash or bravado in the ring as he simply nods to his partners The Goods. (JB) Well however The Goods feel about Owens, they all seemed prepared to work together tonight. A siren hits the speakers and the word "EMPIRE" appears on the video screen. The lights flash red and blue, as the camera pans around the arena. Lil' Wayne's "Fireman" starts playing. As the intro continues, the lights flash red to black to blue and back to black as a spot light is focused on the curtain. The song kicks in and Dustin Thomas blows through the entry way, his hand pointed towards the stage. New School points up, and Shane comes out of the curtain, all oiled up and ready to go. Dustin taunts the fans as he walks down the aisle, while Shane takes every opportunity to get in his bodybuilder poses. When he reaches the bottom of the ramp, the Alpha flexes his biceps and points his toe, much to the hatred of the fans. Here they wait for the arrival of Trevor Cunning. Trevor Cunning steps through the curtain the moment “Sober” by Tool hits the public address. He’s wearing three popped, pastel polo shirts (pink atop yellow atop green) over of his ring singlet and strangely absent is his signature bottle of Jack Daniels. When Cunning hits the ringside area, he exchanges a few words with the Thomas Brothers. The trio then circle the ring and force Owens and the Goods to put their guard up. (Tom) You never know when either of these three men will strike. (JB) Being surrounded by them is like being surrounded by a pack of wild dogs. In unison, the trio on the outside slide into the ring and begin to brawl with the three inside the ring. Cunning takes on Slush, Ammo takes on Dustin, and Owens takes on Shane. It is chaos in the ring as each man fights to lay it into their opponent. The referee doesn't know what to do to control the chaos, but things seem to naturally sort themselves out. Slush gives it all he's got and clotheslines Cunning over the top rope, but goes flying with him. Ammo and Dustin are still brawling until Ammo grabs Dustin by the head and swings him through the middle rope to the floor below, then exits keep the damage coming. That leaves Owens and Shane as our only two left in the ring, and that's good enough for the referee who calls for the bell. With the match officially underway, Owens has the upper hand on the Alpha. Owens works him over with some quick holds before giving him a bulldog. He follows that up with a leg drop across the back of the neck. Shane recovers, grabbing his neck on his way back up to his feet. Owens lays some hard chops into his chest and works him into the corner, but Shane powers up and turns it around on Owens. He begins chopping him until Owens slinks down onto his behind, at which point the Alpha begins to choke him with a boot to the throat using the ropes as leverage. The referee begins a 5 count and Shane lets go at 4 to the ire of the crowd. Owens gets back up to his feet and Shane hammers him with left and rights until Owens catches him with a rake to the eyes followed by a drop kick. Owens launches off the ropes and on as Shane gets up, he gets caught with a spinning heel kick. Owens immediately tags out to Slush. Slush looks to pick up where Owens left off popping the Alpha with a reverse DDT. He covers but only gets a two count. Slush drags Shane up and looks to Irish whip him into the corner - only the corner he picked was the corner of Cunning/OSE. This causes Slush to hesitate, and it costs him as Shane reverses it and sends him to that very same corner. Shane Thomas charges him and plants a thick elbow to the face of Slush. Shane tags out to his brother Dustin. On the apron, Cunning and Shane hold Slush trapped so Dustin can get in some cocky punches.followed up by a nice dropkick Slush can't even react to because he's being held in place. The referee yells some more and they let go. Dustin locks Slush up with a vertical suplex and drops him in the middle of the mat. He covers and Ammo begins to step into the ring for the save, but Slush kicks out on his own at two. Ammo stepping halfway in got the attention of the ref after the count and he walks over to admonish him. This allows Thomas ample opportunity to send Slush back into the corner for more triple teaming, including choking slush with the tag rope. Owens attempts to intervene but the referee stops him too, which prompts Owens to physically push the ref to turn him around. Our referee sees the injustice being done and the heels immediately let go like they weren't doing anything. Dustin whips Slush into the ropes for an Irish whip but telegraphs his next move. This allows Slush to serve him a stiff kick to the face then immediately dive to the tag on Ammo. Ammo coming into the ring gets the other men involved again, perhaps because he's 6'9" and weighs a lot more than any of them. Ammo cleans house though with clotheslines to all three, sending Cunning and Shane packing to the outside of the ring. With Dustin at his mercy, Ammo locks him in a bear hug for several seconds before converting it to a front slam. He picks Dustin back up and sends him across the ropes, catching him with a spine buster on the return. The crowd is really starting to rally behind Ammo. Ammo then sets him up for the Ammo Dump, a pump handle slam. Dustin wiggles free at the last second and hits Ammo with a low blow from behind that the referee doesn't see. It allows Dustin enough time to tag out to Cunning. Cunning comes in and takes advantage of the situation, hitting a swinging neckbreaker on the big man. With Ammo on his back, Cunning goes for the legs and stomps the "inner thigh," adding insult to injury on that area of Ammo. After soaking in the jeers from the crowd, Cunning flips Ammo over and applies a half Boston crab. The referee slides down and asks Ammo if he wants to give up. What do you think? Ammo says no and struggles to get to the ropes as Slush and Owens get the crowd clap and rally support for him. Ammo comes within a half inch of the rope before Cunning drags him back to the middle of the mat. Now things are starting to look serious but Ammo refuses to tap. With the crowd in a frenzy and Cunning looking increasingly worried about his chances to get the big man to tap, Ammo rebounds and kicks Cunning off of him. Cunning is in disbelief as Ammo struggles to get back onto his feet. Trevor charges at Ammo and instinctively, Ammo put up a big boot to knock him - Only this is exactly what Cunning wanted. Cunning grabs his boot for a dragon screw the leaves the leg Cunning worked over with the half Boston crab in even more pain. Cunning covers and only gets two. He yells at the ref and makes another cover, and only gets two again. Cunning drags Ammo surprises him with a European uppercut. Cunning is quick to slap him in the face back, kick him in the gut, and look for a double arm DDT. However, Ammo powers out of it and flips Cunning over him and onto the mat, with 360 pounds crashing onto him. This knocks the wind out of both men and each man crawls to make the tag to their respective corners. As nature works, both men make the tag out at the same time, Trevor to Dustin, Ammo to Owens. Owens takes down Dustin with a clothesline and a dropkick before something catches his attention. Cunning rolled under the bottom rope after the tag and decided he had enough of that and walked out on the match. Owens sees Cunning walking up the ramp and gets distracted. He nonchalantly tags out to Slush and seems to be leaving the match too to chase after Cunning. The Goods are confused by this and yell at Owens to get back to the ring and finish the match. He ignores them and this gets Ammo to hop of the mat and slowly hobble after Owens. While all this is going on, Dustin sneakily tags out to Shane, and Shane quickly comes in and pulls Slush into his grasp in, then delivers the Alpha Maneuver, a gorilla press slam into a piledriver. He covers and the referee slides down to make the count. 1... 2... Ammo tries to run back to break up the pin cover, but his leg being worn down and being at the bottom of the ramp slows him down. 3! The Thomas Brothers roll out of the ring as Ammo slides in and the referee raises their arms on the outside. Meanwhile, back in the ring, Ammo tends to Slush while staring up at the ramp, very pissed off at Owens who only looked back to see his team lose. However, Owens carries on and continues into the back to get Trevor Cunning. (Tom) Look at Owens! That no good coward! He walked out on his own team! (JB) Owens wanted to go after Cunning when Cunning walked out on his own team, but seemed rather torn. (Tom) Why does Owens need to go after Cunning again? He already broke one bottle of Jack over his head tonight! (JB) You ask me as if I have all the answers Tom. Either way, the Old School Empire picks up a sneaky victory, the Goods can't be pleased with either Cunning or Owens either at this point, and who knows whats going on with those Trust Fund Kids... Respect Cut to the parking lot. Amie Carmichael is standing outside, waiting, as a car pulls up. Two men step out of the car. Amy approaches after they've grabbed their gear from the back seat. We could go through the whole introducing them thing, but really, Amie's going to call one of them by name in a second, and the other one will be obvious once that name's said... So we'll leave it to Amie. (Amie) Spaz! Can I get an interview? Told you. Spaz smiles at Amie, as does the other man, Twitch. Fortunately for all concerned, Spaz speaks first. (Spaz) Absolutely, Amie... I have to get inside quickly, though. Is it OK if we walk and talk? Amie nods and Spaz gestures for her to take the lead. She does and Spaz falls into step to her right. Twitch lags for a moment, his eyes locked firmly on Amie's backside. (Spaz) Let's go, Twitch! (Twitch) But... Butt! (Spaz) Twitch! (Twitch) Aw, come on, Pez. Hottie doesn't mind! Before Amie can comment on either her Twitch-name™, or the truth or falsehood of Twitch's assertion, Spaz spins and confronts his manager. (Spaz) Didn't you forget something in the car? (Twitch) No. Spaz glares. (Spaz) I think you better go check. It's called respect. I'm sure you left it. Twitch shrugs. (Twitch) Fine. Twitch will let Pez work on getting a piece of... (Spaz) GO. Twitch turns toward the car, muttering to Blake. Meanwhile, Spaz turns back to Amie. (Spaz) I'm sorry about him. He's just... (Amie) Twitch. I get it. Thanks though. Spaz nods, and the pair continue walking. (Spaz) So, what can I answer for you? (Amie) Anything to say before heading into tonight's Battle Royal? Spaz smiles. (Spaz) There's a lot I'd love to say before tonight's match, Amie... But since I don't have much time, I'll keep it focused on one person. (Amie) Mike Lane? Spaz nods. (Spaz) Mike Lane. It seems like my old partner's kind of forgotten about me lately. Tonight I'm going to make sure Mike remembers that he and I aren't done. Spaz and Amie reach the door into the arena. (Spaz) Looks like our time's up. Sorry that wasn't the greatest interview. Spaz opens the door and once again, gestures for Amie to go ahead. She does. (Spaz) Tell you what: I'll give you a sit-down exclusive interview next week for the webcasts. The door closes behind Spaz, and the cameraman waits outside. So we don't hear Amie's response to Spaz's offer. What we do hear, a moment later, is this: (Twitch) Pez and Hottie sitting in a tree... F, U... Thankfully, that's where we cut, or we might lose our TV deal. (Tom) Spaz is pathetic. (JB) How so? (Tom) He was totally trying to hit on Amie! (JB) He was? (Tom) I bet he told Twitch to act like that, just so he could tell him off and look all gentlemanly. Pathetic! (JB) Could it be that Spaz was just being polite and respectful? (Tom) No. He wants her, just like every other man in this company. And he's not going to get her! (JB) I think you're seeing things, Bear. (Tom) Seeing the truth! Apparently I'm the only one. (JB) Well, I for one am happy to see a lady being treated with some respect around here. The threats and assaults on women lately have been out of control. Peter Gilmour vs. Psycho (Tom) So, we've got another match, huh? (JB) Absolutely Bear. Now, since Peter Gilmour returned to action here in the NAFW, we've seen him crushed by Psycho a number of times. (Tom) And rightfully so. Gilmour should keep his nose out of other people's business. (JB) And what's Psycho's business? Being controlled by Carlos Smith and trying to hurt people? (Tom) Damn straight. The lights in the arena go black and the fans get excited as cameras flash all around... Suddenly, a gigantic lightning bolt comes down from the ceiling and hits the rampway and engulfs into flames for just a moment. The beginning chords of Walk With me in Hell by LAMB OF GOD begins to play as the lights turn dark red. Ashley Marie comes out in a smoking hot red dress wearing dark black makeup covering her eyes. She then looks back as another bolt of lightning hits the ramp, but this time the fire stays longer. The song speeds up as Peter Gilmour comes out wearing a long red cloak (not his traditional black cloak) with no hood. Peter sees the flames in front of him and goes right through it with no fear of getting severely burned by the intense heat. Peter meets Ashley and then rolls his eyes in back of his head as blood begins to come out and the camera cuts to some fans who are scared to death of what they are seeing. The duo then goes to the ring. Ashley gets in normally, as does Peter who then gets into the middle of the ring and throws up a "X" as fire emits from the turnbuckles. Ashley takes off Peter's cloak and they wait for the opponent.. (Tom) . . . (JB) I'm speechless as well. (Tom) Is Gilmour trying to summon magical powers to take on Psycho? (JB) God only knows. The arena goes black as Terrible by the Insane Clown Posse comes over the PA and neon green strobe lights start. Carlos Smith's face appears on the tron with red eyes. A figure comes out wearing a straitjacket followed by Carlos himself. The two make their way to the ring and Carlos releases the straitjacket immediately running to the outside of the ring as Psycho stands in the middle of the ring screaming. (Tom) I'm honestly at a loss of words for the match we're about to see. (JB) Good. The bell rings and Psycho heads right for Gilmour and the two begin to slug it out. Lefts and rights are flying everywhere. Psycho begins to get the upper hand on Gilmour with a series of uppercuts before clotheslining him down. Gilmour eats about four or five clotheslines before he's decided he's had enough. Gilmour slaps the mat and stays low this time as he gets up and charges Psycho, ramming him into the corner. He lays in several deep shoulder thrusts before hip tossing Psycho out of the corner. Gilmour climbs up onto the second rope and makes the Hardy Boyz gun motion before dropping a leg across Psycho's throat. Carlos is going crazy on the outside barking at Psycho not to screw up this match like he did his match last week. Gilmour covers and Psycho pushes him off after a one count. Both men get to their feet and Psycho immediately locks in a move that must have been taught to him by none other than Randy Orton - a headlock of doom! Gilmour gasps for air in the rest hold, but its not much rest for long as Psycho pushes him into the ropes the drop kicks him through the ropes. Psycho runs off the opposite ropes and on his return, he suicide dives through the middle rope onto Gilmour, taking both of the men down. After much stirring on the mat, Carlos pulls up Troy Gilmore's chair at the time keeper's table and starts yelling at Psycho. Psycho gets up to his feet first and accepts the chair from his handler. He stalks Gilmour getting up off his feet and drills him with the steel chair to the head. Gilmour doesn't fall. Psycho drills him again and he doesn't fall! Chair shot #3 doesn't do anything but make Gilmour bleed from the head. Ashley Marie screams in horror at what's happening to her man. Gilmour has a sick smile who begins walking towards Psycho who doesn't know what to do now. Gilmour picks up the straight jacket off the floor and kicks the chair away from Psycho. He then uses that straight jacket to begin choking out Psycho! Psycho's eyes begin bulging and Gilmour drags him over to the ring. He then hops onto the apron and pulls Psycho up by the neck with him. He ties the straight jacket to the middle rope, allowing Psycho to hang! At this point, the referee calls off the match and forces Gilmour out of the ring and away from Psycho. Carlos is quick to let his monster down from the noose and holds him back from attacking Gilmour any further. Psycho, grasping for air, and Gilmour, bleeding profusely, stare each other down! (JB) What a violent mess that was! (Tom) Gilmour likes to bleed, Psycho could barely breathe... This one isn't over yet! COMMERCIAL The Inevitable Clusterf*** Backstage again! Don't you just love it back here? It's so nice and hally. Anyway, we're here with The Goods, who aren't particularly pleased about recent events. You know, that whole "losing their match after their partner bailed on them" thing. They wordlessly stalk around our nice and hally backstage, with no apparent destination in mind. Slush is so displeased, in fact, that he fails to remember that his top walking speed is slightly higher than Ammo's. Sure, Ammo might have longer legs, but he's also carrying a whole lot more weight. Thus, Slush gets ahead of Ammo by several yards. That's when a bottle of Jack Daniels flies into the frame, shattering on the back of Ammo's head. The shot whips around and we see where the bottle came from. What we see is somewhat unexpected. It's not one person, but two... And neither of them are Trevor Cunning or Keith Owens... It's Shane and Dustin Thomas. They're grinning wickedly at their handiwork. (Tom) AHA! There's a thick plot for you, Mannspeare! (JB) This is starting to make sense. Slush must have turned around at the shattering sound, and now sees what's happened. (Slush) You bastards! Slush charges at the Thomas Brothers, but with Ammo down, he's no match for both together. (JB) If the Empire is behind this "Jack Attack," if you will, who's to say they weren't behind the others recently? In particular Keith Owens last week, and Trevor Cunning here tonight! Slush does his best to fend them off, and does get a few good shots in, but he quickly loses ground and gets knocked to the ground next to his partner. At this point, a familiar voice comes from off-screen, followed by another. (Keith) I think we're a minute too late... (Trevor) No, I think we're right on time. The Trust Fund Kids jump into the action and this situation breaks down even further. With OSE off his back, Slush gets back up and continues brawling. And by virtue of a high tolerance for pain, Ammo is also getting back up - though soaked in Jack Daniels, and cut across the back of his head. (JB) Security better get in there before this gets even more out of control! The brawl continues, with all six men throwing punches and kicks, as well as any nearby items with reckless abandon. Finally, after a few intense moments of this, Security does arrive in force, with Ryan McJohnson taking the lead, and Ray Buchanan waiting behind. In short order, the guards have subdued the six combatants, with McJohnson himself holding Ammo back. Buchanan steps forward now, turning his head to take in all six men, all of which are shouting. (Buchanan) ENOUGH! The shock of Buchanan's booming voice shuts them up. (Buchanan) I've had enough of this. The interference, the sneak attacks, the bottles of Jack Daniels... No more. We're going to settle this thing the way it should be settled. In the ring! Pause as Buchanan lets that sink in for a moment. (Buchanan) So consider it booked: The six of you in a triple threat match for the Foundation Tag Team Championships, at Chain Reaction! Pretty much everyone involved seems to like that idea. There's a lot of indistinguishable trash-talking along with a little struggling against the Security force going on, until Buchanan puts that to a stop. (Buchanan) HOLD IT!! They hold it. (Buchanan) That's Chain Reaction. As far as the rest of tonight goes... Ray makes eye contact with Ryan McJohnson. (Buchanan) Get them all out of here. McJohnson nods and that motion puts his force into action. As the security personnel escort the three teams away, we cut back to ringside. (JB) What a huge addition to Chain Reaction, Bear! Triple threat for the Tag Titles! (Tom) Not all that huge when you consider the fact that the Trust Fund Kids are already sure to win. (JB) How is that? (Tom) They have Trevor Cunning. Duh. (JB) Well, I'd prepare yourself for a potential shock at Chain Reaction. The Goods and The Empire are formidable teams. It's going to be one hell of a match, and not an easy one for any of them to win! COMMERCIAL We come back from commercial to see five men standing in the ring, having made their way down during the break: Spaz, Tyrone Smith, Heatwave, Kyle Cole and Mike Stryker. This little party's just about ready to get started. Just about, but not quite. (JB) Wait just a second. You've got to be kidding me... (Tom) I'll be damned. Never thought I'd see him on Annihilation. The "him" in question, and the man that has drawn the annoyance of Mistah Mann is famous boxing/wrestling/etc announcer extraordinaire... Michael Buffer. He's all tuxedoed out, and Troy Gilmore just hands him the mic and backs away. The battle royal participants are all looking at each other, and shaking their heads. (Tom) I guess the best deserves the best. (JB) I happen to like Troy. (Tom) You also happen to like handsome young men. (JB) I wonder about you sometimes... (Buffer) Ladies and gentlemen... welcome to tonight's main event! The opening riffs to Metallica's "Sad But True" hit the speakers as red, white, and blue spotlights circle the darkened arena. For reference, the short intro keeps looping until Michael Buffer is done. (Buffer) Coming to the ring at this time... He weighs in at two hundred, seventy nine and one sixteenth pounds... He is known worldwide as the Sensei of Submission, the King of the Kick, the Pastor of Pain, and Mister Old School Hollywood! One of the competitors, or maybe even one of the announcers yawns loud enough that it's picked up on the mic. (Buffer) Here he is... MIKE LANE!!! The lights go completely out, and the riff stops. A single white spotlight hits the main stage, just as Lars leads us into the rest of "Sad But True." (Tom) This is great! A wall of people explode out onto the stage. We're not talking your usual cameramen and paparazzi, we're talking a huge entourage. We've got at least 10 guys out there, all wearing either Nike apparel or the Shadow Kick shirt. And right there in the center of the action, living it up is just who you'd expect, ole Mikey Lane himself. If it weren't for the fact he isn't wearing pants, you'd never even know he was on his way to the ring for a wrestling match. (JB) Since when did we become NASCAR? What JB is speaking of are the plethora of logos in prominent display in this gaggle of men. In addition to the Nike apparel, most of them are carrying Vitamin Water, and Mike himself has a towel around his neck with the Old Spice logo all over it. He's wearing a boxing style robe of a dark green hue, but it has a Nike Swoosh on the front, and as the camera pans around, we can see that it has a 1-800 number on the back, with the text "YOUR AD HERE." (Tom) I want to buy some ads on the champ! (JB) I'm sure they come cheap. Most of the entourage are taking turns clapping Lane on the back, and pumping him up, while he walks down to the ring with a little pep in his step. Once he gets down next to the ring, he takes a long swig of the Vitamen Water (with prerequisite smile of enjoyment). He then has one of his followers remove his robe and towel, and another one steps forward with the official Mike Lane Cardboard Stand Up. They drape the robe and towel over that. (JB) I knew that he'd went off the deep end, but I didn't know he'd fallen all the damn way in. (Tom) No way, this could possibly be the greatest turn this sport has ever taken. I want people to pay me to shill their products. (JB) Don't even plant that seed in people's minds. (Tom) I planted seed somewhere else last night. (JB) I'm sure he was in a lot of pain this morning, too. Bear is speechless as Lane has two followers open the ring ropes for him. He gets in the ring, and smiles at his fellow competitors, who have massed on the other side of the ring, and are staring at him like he has two heads. The official on the outside of the ring motions to the timekeeper, and the bell rings. (JB) The time for pageantry is over. It's time to put up or shut up. (Tom) Wait, where's Hush!? Kyle Cole vs. Heatwave vs. Hush vs. Mike Lane vs. Tyrone Smith vs. Spaz vs. Mike Stryker Over the Top Rope Battle Royal To Determine Chain Reaction Entry Order (JB) By jove, you're right, Bear. Hush isn't here. Lane looks at the other men, and he even winks at Stryker, and then he points at Spaz, and gives him a good ole Fonzie "heeeey." About the time the "ey" finishes, the wrestlers on the other side of the ring have rushed forward. In an uncharacteristic show of unity, four sets of hands contribute to send Mike Lane flying over the top rope, right to the feet of his Cardboard Stand Up. His entourage rush over there, and make sure he has some Vitamin Water, and he gets toweled off with the Old Spice tow.... wait... I said four sets? What about the fifth set? (Tom) I knew he'd wisen up! What Tom speaks of is that Mike Stryker didn't budge during the Mike Lane tossing, but he's sure moving now. Be it opportunity, luck, or bad intentions... Stryker has found his first victim of his path to Chain Reaction, and his first victim's name is Spaz. (Tom) Get em, Strykes! Long live the Empire! However, Spaz isn't too willing to go over. He nails Stryker back, and dropkicks the Hitman backward. Then, to the shock of just about everyone, Spaz grabs the top rope, and leaps over to land on Mike Lane, who was watching the exchange. (Tom) What an idiot! (JB) Spaz wants Lane, and he's just guaranteed them to meet alone in the Chain Reaction match. (Tom) Then why didn't he let Stryker toss him? (JB) I'd say Spaz wanted to get Mike Lane on his own terms! Lane and Spaz exchange a few right hands, but then the referees at ringside step between them. Just the two officials wouldn't really be enough, but Mike Lane is content to smirk at Spaz, while Spaz just glares at his former partner. (Tom) Things are going to be tense at Chain Rea... The lights go out. All the way out. (Tom) Mommy! (JB) I was waiting on this moment. The Smashing Pumpkins' "The Everlasting Gaze" hits the speakers. amd a spotlight shines on the entrance way, where the seven foot tall Hush walks out into the arena for the second time tonight. (JB) He's already wrestled tonight! (Tom) I don't know if you can call that wrestling! Hush walks down the aisle, where Lane's entourage is hiding behind Mister Old School Hollywood, who smirks in the face of the monster. Spaz shows a respectful determination, but Hush has something else on his mind. He climbs into the ring, and stands facing the four other competitors. (JB) Oh boy. Stryker is the first, as he rushes forward, and gets grabbed and tossed over the top rope like a rag doll. He lands with a thud, and Mike Lane, who is up on the stage, turns around and smiles. (Tom) Wow. Just wow. (JB) Now Mike Lane has his potential ally in Mike Stryker entering the match right after he and Spaz have been alone. Hush goes crazy at this juncture, and starts throwing haymakers at the three guys remaining with him. Kyle Cole tries to focus on taking him down using his legs, while Heatwave tries to lay in with abdomen shots. Meanwhile, Tyrone Smith gets out of the way, and examines the situation. Hush grabs Cole by the neck, and tosses him into the corner, and then he proceeds to pick up Heatwave up in the air. (JB) Impressive. Heatwave doesn't seem to think so, as he uses his remaining strength to throw punches at the monster's face. Cole rebounds out of the corner, and chopblocks Hush, which causes the monster to drop Heatwave down. Tyrone Smith then enters the scene flying at Hush with a picture perfect dropkick, which combines with the monster tripping over the downed Kyle Cole to send Hush flying over the top rope. (Tom) I'll be damned. Smith runs around the ring celebrating momentarily while Cole and Heatwave try to recouperate from taking the damage from Hush. (JB) Smith is impressing more and more each time I see him in the ring. Sorry, JB, but Tyrone won't be impressing anyone else in this match as he runs to the ropes, and turns around to meet a superkick, courtesy of the Anti-Hero Superstar. This causes Smith to go flying over the top rope. (Tom) That's the Crazy Boy I know and loath. Cole and Heatwave stand across the ring, staring at one another. They waste no time in charging across the ring to lock up. They jockey for position, trying to push the other closer to the ropes. (JB) This is going to be good. (Tom) Let's hope. Heatwave gets the advantage by placing his leg behind Cole's, and pushing him onto the ropes. Cole had to catch himself, and is now the victim of Heatwave just clobbering him with rights and lefts. (JB) Not exactly flashy, but it'll do the trick. HW continues to lay in, and the crowd is beginning to get behind Cole to rally, and finally Cole blocks a punch, and tosses Heatwave over the top rope. (JB) He did it! (Tom) I'll be damned! Cole rushes to the opposite ropes, and begins celebrating his win, and return to dominance, but astute viewers will realize that Heatwave held onto the ropes on his way down and his feet never hit the floor. The Mad Man From Miami has rolled back into the ring under the bottom rope!. HW walks across the ring, and stands behind Cole shaking his head as the Anti-Hero Superstar slowly realizes that something is wrong. (JB) Damnit. Before Cole can turn around, Heatwave grabs him, and sends him flying over the top rope. (Tom) There's your real winner! Heatwave! (JB) We've got to take one last commercial break, folks. We'll be right back! COMMERCIAL We come back to a fairly similar scene as after the last commercial break. Except this time, instead of five men in the ring, we have seven men in and around it. Spaz is in his favourite perch on the top turnbuckle in the far back corner, with Tyrone Smith nearby. Mike Lane's at the front of the ring, leaning back against it. Mike Stryker stands on the steel steps nearest Lane. Kyle Cole is alone in the corner opposite Spaz and Smith. Heatwave is in the remaining empty corner. And finally, the monster Hush stands in the center of the ring. (JB) Welcome back, folks! We have the Chain Reaction entrants back out here, but we're not entirely sure why! (Tom) Buchanan must have told them to do it. (JB) Perhaps Bear. But while we wait to find out, let's recap the entry order for Chain Reaction! First and Second will be Mike Lane and Spaz. (Tom) Because Spaz is an idiot and eliminated himself. (JB) And in so doing, Spaz has guaranteed a few minutes in the ring alone with Mike Lane, before anyone else comes in. (Tom) So much good that'll do him with Mike Stryker coming in next! He may get a couple of minutes alone with Lane, but it's going to be two on one for a couple of minutes after that! (JB) Assuming that Mike Stryker is indeed on Mike Lane's side. He's said that he won't give his answer until Chain Reaction! (Tom) Trust me, if it's Lane, Stryker and Spaz in the ring, Spaz is the odd man out. (JB) In any event, the fourth entrant is possibly the most daunting. The monster who only returned and qualified for Chain Reaction here tonight, Hush! (Tom) Then it's Crazy Boy. Big Whoop. (JB) Tyrone Smith, Bear! (Tom) Yeah, him. Whatev. (JB) You forget that it was in fact Tyrone who eliminated Hush! (Tom) Only because Hush tripped over Kyle Cole... Who then went ahead and got Crazy Boy out of there. (JB) Which brings us to the number six entrant, someone who knows Chain Reaction well, Kyle Cole! (Tom) And then it's tonight's Battle Royal Winner, Heatwave at number seven. (JB) And finally, by virtue of his Title, the Foundation Heavyweight Champion, Leonard Aarons will be the eighth and final entrant! The lights flicker, as the men in and around the ring begin to get impatient. (Tom) Speaking of Aarons... I think this might be him! The lights continue to flicker only this time the rate’s starting to increase, enough to fully gain everyone's attention. (JB) Aarons did promise we'd hear his Gospel tonight. The Champ Would Like A Word With Y'all... The lights start going out in all four corners of the arena almost in synchronized order, as only the lights surrounding the ring are left on and this gives way to the NAFWtron going on and off before it finally flicks on as we see the following names in order as music begins to play in the background… Spaz. Cue up Spaz hitting various foes with the Sugar Rush, ending with him holding the Foundation Heavyweight Championship after he defeated Kyle Cole at Oblivion. Kyle Cole. Unfortunate jaws getting snapped back courtesy of Cole’s Dreamweaver Deluxe, as the Anti-Hero Superstar is shown a few years back winning his first ever Foundation Heavyweight Championship at the expense of Justin Credible. Tyrone Smith. Clips of Smith in action, winning various singles titles. Mike Lane. The music hits a fever pitch now as we see Mr. Old School Hollywood dropping various people with the Shadow Kick. Lane is shown winning the Foundation Heavyweight Title for the first time. Heatwave. Cue up footage of the Madman From Miami, making his shocking return as “Mr. Black” to Aarons at Redemption and the chaos that has followed. Nearly burning Stryker after their match on Annihilation. Breaking Charlene Richards’ neck and only a week after that, breaking Lorenzo’s ankle again putting him on the shelf. This ends with a sick smile on Heatwave’s face as we see the following name shown. Mike Stryker. Cue up footage of the Big City Hitman that gets a major pop from the fans. Mike is shown going through various adversaries over the years, winning numerous belts and accolades. Paradigm Shifts and New York Cloverleafs abound for those who have opposed him as this cuts out to a glimpse of a throne with two Lions in front of it. All vying for a throne that the Monarch is not ready to give up. The music cuts out as we hear the following from of all people…Leonard Aarons. ” From this point forward, all of you will need to understand the following as gospel. Faces will be broken, heels will be crushed.” Cue up footage of Aarons dropping Smith, Thomas, Stryker and Heatwave with The Reaper’s Wrath. ”Oppose The Reaper and do so at your career’s peril…because simply put, I’m going for gusto now.” In case anyone’s unsure of where all of this is coming from exactly, it’s a promo that L cut in January before his match with Tyrone Smith. It’s here that the arena’s totally covered in darkness as the screen flat lines and only lightbulbs can be seen illuminating the arena. ## The time has come…for bad things to leave ## Cue up a shot of Cunning losing the Foundation Heavyweight Championship thanks to The Reaper. ## The time has come…for right to begin ## Cue Aarons with a crimson mask covering his face as he cradles the belt in his hands just moments after. ## The time has come…for the war of the gods ## ## Yes ## ## It’s that time ## ## I’ma take the subtle approach first ## ## Cause I’m just getting started ## ## Let’s go ## Cue Aarons standing tall with the strap over his left shoulder and his Lendo Stick in his right hand as we hear the intro of “War With God” by Ludacris lead into the very first few bars. The lights are brought back up, only instead of the normal color the arena’s flooded in a sea of crimson as every eye within the immediate ringside area remain locked on the entranceway in anticipation of the arrival of the FHC. (JB) This is what we’ve waited all night for! After weeks of hearing next to nothing from him, we will finally hear from our Foundation Heavyweight Champion… (Tom) For the final time on this broadcast, because after Chain Reaction, he’s going to be an ex-champion and if Heatwave has his way about this, he won’t even be on Annihilation. Gee, I should have a digital camera handy to take a last few shots before we hit Chain Reaction. (JB) You make your jokes, but there was something very serious about how he sounded in his earlier piece. You think he won’t be ready? (Tom) Facts are facts Mann-weeb, no champion has ever walked out of Chain Reaction the way they walked in. Jamie Alejandro didn’t, the guy before him didn’t and Aarons isn’t going to either. Speaking of, where is he? It should be noted that minutes have gone by and nobody’s come out. Not a single puff of dry fog, nothing. Fans are starting to boo as the music subsides, a few of the folks in the ring are smiling, none bigger than Heatwave who raises the mic again about to speak when all of a sudden… (JB) WHOA!!! Pyro erupts from all four corners, the entrance ramp and the like as the playing of “The Good Life” by Kanye West w/T-Pain gets the crowd on its feet. The arena lights are arding the place with gold and crimson, signature for the arrival of The Reaper as we hear that signature Lion’s roar with the sharpening of the claws mixed in. It should be noted that there’s no dry fog in the entranceway, but a circle of fire has formed and a man can be seen emerging from beneath it. There’s very little doubt as to who this is, there’s a 15 pound leather belt dangling from his left hand while there’s a barb wire kendo stick in his right. His back is to the ring, as he styles a 1980 Kings jersey with his name on the back and the number 3 on it with a pair of black jeans with the slash marks going lengthwise down the front. He turns his head over his right shoulder, as we can see a goatee connecting to his nicely trimmed sideburn, flashing that infamous or even Lenfamous Smirk of his as he spins around stepping through the fire striking that trademark pose of his to an ear-shattering, jaw-trembling pop from the fans. (JB) The Reaper’s arrived in grand fashion and Heatwave can’t believe it! (Tom) I’m telling you, it’s cool. He’ll get his at Chain Reaction, you watch. He ain’t the same. Any minute now he’s going to see what’s in front of him and walk away. Watch. Well, we will. Aarons stands looking out at the crowd, before his eyes shift towards the men down around and in the ring. The music starts to slowly die down as the chants are starting to fill the arena. The look on L’s face is one of stone, making it next to impossible to tell what he’s thinking or even feeling. His eyes lock in on every last one of the competitors in Chain Reaction and every last one of them on his. It’s here that he does what nobody expects… He shakes his head from side to side and turns around to leave, sparking a major chorus of boos from the fans. It’s here that he takes a step and stops, reaching into his pocket as he pulls out a microphone as he looks over his shoulder again saying in a rather smarmy tone… (The Reaper) Surely you didn’t think it would be that easy, did you? He turns back to face the ring as the fans react, he’s not going anywhere. (The Reaper) Yes, yes, yes. Yours truly is back and well, I guess I got some explaining to do before the Gospel’s put forth and executed at Chain Reaction. First…why did I leave my own family hanging like I did? Why didn’t I save them from…oh damn, where are my manners? I forgot to greet everyone. He mockingly knocks himself in the head with his left hand that’s holding the microphone, as he extends his Lendo Stick and waves at… (The Reaper) Hiya Quasi LA3! In case anyone’s wondering, he’s pointing directly at Heatwave. (The Reaper) Oh yeah, don’t think for one second I’ve forgotten about my favorite little doppelganger. Ya see, you’ve been running around for a while now with that chest of yours puffed out, setting fires and breaking bones like you’re somebody special. Like you’re me. And make no mistake about this, you’ve definitely got my attention, but let me make one thing perfectly clear to you, holmes. Beat. (The Reaper) Chain Reaction, ain’t about you and me. Chain Reaction is about you, the other clowns around you and what’s on my shoulder… Patting his belt with the barb wire portion of his Lendo Stick… (The Reaper) Right here. You see, I’ve had a lot of time to ponder over things while I’ve sat in the hospital next to Charlene and Lorenzo and simply put, I came to a revelation of sorts. See, I realized something and that being, Chain Reaction is bigger than one man or one grudge…it’s about one man’s desire to hold on to the belt and five to six others who want to take it away from him. Aarons hasn’t moved, at least not yet anyway. (The Reaper) Looking down there right now, I know there’s a lot of you with the same idea in mind. But let’s be perfectly clear on one thing, when you hear that roar and the sharpening of claws at Chain Reaction, not all of you will be around to see it. Oh and I feel compelled to let all of you in on just one other thing, just in case anyone’s unclear on something. He finally steps forward, leaning in a little bit as a smirk creases over those lips of his. (The Reaper) When the night’s said and done, you won’t be leaving with what’s on my shoulder either. Huge pop from the fans as Aarons nods his head up and down very slowly. Very methodically. (The Reaper) You see, in case any of you or in the case of more than half of you, didn’t get the point behind the vignettes you’ve been seeing…let me lay it out real simple for all of you. The reason why no champion before now has ever walked out of Chain Reaction the way they walked in is because they didn’t have that burning desire to remain champion. They didn’t have that belief, that certain THING that put them heads and shoulders over the rest. And I’ll admit, up until a few weeks ago…I can honestly say I didn’t have it either. Not until… We cast a glare to the NAFWtron where we see Aarons handcuffed to the rope, Stryker standing in front of him when the lights go out and a huge flame illuminates the arena. (The Reaper) It’s a funny thing to see your life, not just your career flash before your eyes. I mean, it gives you perspective on things. And I gotta tell ya Mikey, I was flat out furious with you after that. I mean, as I said to you before, wrong place, wrong time, wrong thing to be holding. But ya know, as funny as it was to see you trying to be all Brody about things destroying my car, it was even funnier hearing you talk about how you had me. He stops to laugh, as the NAFWtron flashes images of their match at Redemption with Aarons locked in the N.Y. Cloverleaf only he never taps out. (The Reaper) But not as funny as you giving thought to actually rejoining Mike Lane. Again, thanks for proving me right there, Second Banana. He winks at Stryker as Mike fumes. (The Reaper) Which brings me to ole Mikey Lane. I mean, I knew you were going to be ticked at being left handcuffed and all that, but rather than project your anger onto the two who handcuffed you…figure the odds you do the spinally challenged thing and… Cue up Lane hitting Spaz with the Shadow Kick during their match with the OSE. (The Reaper) Yeah…I can see why you’re going to go out of this match the way you walked in. A former Foundation Heavyweight Champion, not a CURRENT one. Oh and you’re right, the champ is here. Points to himself three times smiling. (The Reaper) And the championship’s going to STAY…right here. But I guess in the end, this all comes back to just one person and that’s you Heatwave. Ya know, you’re probably thinking to yourself that I’ve got L right where I want him. That you’ve got me figured out better than most and I’ll admit…you know more about me than the rest of these folks combined. And it’s right about here that his smile widens to Joker proportions. (The Reaper) So you above all folks should know what’s coming next. One thing I will tell you is, Chain Reaction…you get yourself a momentary reprieve from what I’ve got in store for you. Because simply put, I didn’t go through all the hell I went through just to let this thing walk in a match that’s been a champion’s worst nightmare in years past. At Chain Reaction, for one night only, my sole purpose won’t be to take that head of yours off your body with a rusted machete or to see how many of your bones can truly break like cheap China before I put you out for the count. No, best believe that Chain Reaction is about proving to you and everyone else that there’s a reason why I’m at the top of the food chain around here and will continue to stay there until I decide to Sean Thomas this thing… It’s here that he puts his hand over his mouth as if he said a bad thing, Spaz doesn’t seem to like L’s funny jab at the fact that he forfeited the belt back in 2003. (The Reaper) Which won’t happen anytime soon or before Tyrone decides to change his name again in the hopes of getting another title opportunity. Yeah, he’s firing on all cylinders as now Tyrone starts screaming expletives as Aarons just mockingly waves at him. (The Reaper) See, I’ve been all about history since I returned here. Hell, since I came here I’ve made history. As a rookie, I did what nobody else could in defeating Charles Johnson for the United States Championship and ending his record setting reign as the best wrestler in the United States. Cue up corresponding photo of Aarons making Johnson tap to the Unhappy Ending or elevated sharpshooter. (The Reaper) Then, in an unprecedented move in the history of Three Wishes, I cash in my Wish at less than 100% and take the Foundation Heavyweight Championship away from Trevor Cunning. Cue up Aarons dropping Cunning with The Reaper’s Wrath on his way to becoming the reigning champion. (The Reaper) So rest assured knowing this one thing for certain and two things for sure. At Chain Reaction, history will be made again. I will walk into Chain Reaction the same way I will walk out of it. Foundation. Heavyweight. Champion. And after the dust has settled, the smoke has clear and the Gospel has come to pass once again…all of you will have… The crowd in unison joins in as we hear… (The Reaper) FELT! MY! WRATH! But hey…it’s not like I’m telling any of you anything, that won’t be made fact later on. A wink from the champion as he nods his head. (The Reaper) The Gospel…has been spoken…it shall come to pass. He pitches the microphone into the crowd striking his signature pose, as “Go To Sleep” blares throughout the arena to the roar of the crowd. Aarons backpedals up the ramp as his eyes never leave the seven men around the ring, each of their eyes locked in on him and the belt around his left shoulder. (JB) He looks as ready as he has ever been. (Tom) No way does he retain. Too many hungry challengers, too much going against him. (JB) But he made some valid points. He was the first man to take the United States Title off of Charles Johnson ending his record-breaking reign. (Tom) Fluke. Besides, Charles Johnson got destroyed by Hush tonight. (JB) He was the first man in NAFW history to cash in his Wish the night he won it and become Foundation Heavyweight Champion. (Tom) He broke a bottle of Jack over Trevor’s head! Let’s see what he does in a normal match against competitors like Heatwave, Hush and or Mr. Old School Hollywood Mike Lane! (JB) We'll see exactly that, at Chain Reaction Live on Pay Per View! Until then this is JB Mann for Tom Kalhoun, signing off! With the camera zooming in on The Reaper, fade out to the NAFW logo.
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